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a human being that strongly resembles an ewok
Being short with that beard and his punched-in face, Marvin looks like a straight up hewok.
when a woman is so smoking that she gets instant access to the precious balls -and anything else she wants--without having to say a word or do anything else.
Dora is so hot, I gave her an all ball access pass as soon as I laid eyes on her.
When you combine the styles of Bjork (or a generally Icelandic Elven type look) with Smurftones, most often by dying your hair a blue smurfberry color or wearing smurf blue makeup.
"These rave girls all be dying their hair blue and gettin' that Bjorf} look. Know what I'm talking bout?"
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to testify to the truth of something upon ones testicles. if a man is proven to have lied after testiclifying, his testicles shall be removed
"I testiclify to the fact that the earth is flat"
An ignorant liberal- usually with sleeve tattoos, piercings, and a hipster-like beard - willing to wait hours on line at brunch spots to pay $40 for a scrambled egg.
Doug is a straight up fool. He got thatMickey Mouse tattoo on his neck, and he's a brunchliner at any place that will serve his filthy ass.
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synonym for whorehouse or brothel
Hey, I got an extra 200$ let's go get some action at the oyster farm.
a person who uses too much teeth when sucking a dick
a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth
oh man Sally looks good but she's a total noodle chewer. i thought she might just bite my penis off.