lady of the night

A woman who trades sexual favors for money.

Nelson: "I don't think we have any ladies off the night in globe..."

Eric: "Yeah, things haven't been the same there since your mom got married."

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blow an assload

to deficate, often violently.

"I drank budweiser last night, and this morning I woke up early because I had to blow an assload."

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