shower wipe

Taking a shower after defecating to skip the wiping process. This is less messy, as you can wipe your arse with your hands and then wash your hands.

Johnny: "Dude I just dropped a huge one, sorry for the mess"

Dave: "You wipe, or pull the old shower wipe trick?"

Johnny: "Showered obviously, though the back of my hands still smell a bit."

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