sockcunt

Can be used for a swear word.

Something fathers beat there kids with after jacking of into it.

"Hey mom have you seen my sockcunt?
"hey bob stop being a fucking disrespectful sockcunt... "
"ech"

closet snake

A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(

also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception

"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.

"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.

"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.