Elijah

Elijah is a smart, handsome lad. Sometimes he can be mean, but when he is, they're only jokes. People usually get mad at him because of his dark sense of humor, but he doesn't care. That's why most people love this treasure, he just doesn't care. He is sometimes very stubborn, and doesn't know how to deal with his problems correctly. Acting like he doesn't care is easier than explaining his problems. He doesn't share any of his secrets, unless he knows you would take it to the grave with you. Only a few people can wrap their heads around this amazing person, and those are the lucky ones.

He won't tell me what's wrong, he just acts like he does't care
That must be an Elijah

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asian typewriter

Someone who uses the phrases "Ya" or "Def" in short of "Definitely". These people usually talk like they just swallowed a load of cum, and are on a sugar high from 4 nights ago.

Damn that sex was good last night.
Ya
You're such a fucking asian typewriter