Merc

To repeatedly rape an opposing player in an online game (or in real life if that kind of stuff floats your boat). To reign down with a furry that would mildly intimidate Chuck Norris. Mainly associated with Call of Duty 6

Player 1: *knifes opposing player, turns around to find their tactical insertion.
Player 2: *Tactically inserts
Player 1: * knifes player 2* "GET MERC'D!!!!!!!!!

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Saxophone

The saxophone is the Raper of all other instruments. Usually played by some sexy Guy, or if the situation permits a sexy girl. The saxophone is the result of Thor taking a gay little clarinet and Zeus taking a qreerish French horn and having a mad fight to the death. The result was two dead gods and a musical instrument to replace them. The leader of the saxophone family is of course the Alto, Which is the only saxophone good enough to be frequently used as a hand to hand combat weapon in World war I and later fired as heavy artillery ammunition in World War II.

Jay Beckenstein plays the Alto saxophone so well he could single handedly defeat Nazi Germany

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