Blame everything on Trump. (It's Trump's Fault)
My Car won't start, this is Wakjak!
God i'm so fat, this is Wakjak!
When you first get into a cold bed, under the covers and start rubbing your legs together to get warm
I'm doing the cricket
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A butthole which is enlarged as an indication of an impending bowel movement.
I could tell my dog has to poop because they had a Dilated Butthole.
When 2 people of the opposite sex, who aren't physically attracted to each other, fuck simply because they're horny.
We both just generically fornicated
A slow mechanical hard drive someone's operating system is installed onto.
I have a fast computer with an SSD, I see your slow computer is still using a shit spinner.
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When you fart and take credit for it.
Joe : Aw man that fart felt great
Bob: He just had an ISIS Fart.