Mom Gush

The involuntary projectile posting of ones children on social media outlets, specifically indoctrinating ones ability to reproduce whilst maintaining relevance. Commonly, a representation of deep seated insecurity and obsessive self-placating

I’m so sick of all the mom gush on my feed

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Asian Popcorn

The designation given to instant noodle packets with the intention of consuming them in their raw and uncooked state. It is customary to add the included seasoning package to enhance flavoring.

Oakley: Im hella hungry, but we have nothing left to eat...
Asian: Dude... we have ramen left...
Oakley: (Smirk) ...Asian Popcorn

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