Knee-arrow

Knee-arrow (nee-ar-oh) noun
The affliction of taking an arrow in the knee, especially prevalent amongst the adventurer community in Skyrim, Sufferers of this condition usually benefit from Skyrim's generous disability program retraining them as town guards.

Guard: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

Dovahkin: "Sounds like you've got a nasty case of Knee-arrow there mate."

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Algebrat

Someone who is annoyingly good at maths and who is always willing to give you the answer when you are working something out and correct your miscalculations when you are wrong.

"So 6 times 128, well 6 times 20 is 120...."
"It's 768"
"you can be a real algebrat you know that?"