poor banker

A hobo that asks you to "deposit" your money to his "bank" instead of you depositing your money somewhere else.

broke kid: *sees a thick pocket* Ayy lmao wanna deposit your money? 100% of your money goes to my benefit!
rich kid: No mate I'd rather go to wells fargo.
bystanders: Crikey! $That poor banker got a run for his money!

sugar baby

A gold digger pretending to be a broke ass college girl. Usually owns chanel, and gucci, or anything italian.

On a normal day:
sugar baby: *eyes the pockets of some random millionaire* ayy wanna hang awwt?
random: no mate.
sugar baby: well i saw your pockets.
random: oh these? *pulls out money* here you go. some play money. wanna hang out?
sugar baby: oh no i remember my friend calling me about a reunion sorry.
random: gold digging ho-bitch

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