kawkward

kinky+awkward=KAWKWARD

You are crouched on the floor and your your friend walks up to you.Their junk is right in your face.
KAWKWARD!!!

J.E.R.K.

Junior
Educated
Rich
Kid

Douchebag:Hey,you're C.O.O.L.
Awesome:No,I'm a J.E.R.K.!

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Alot

The Alot is an imaginary creature that Allie brosh made up to help herself deal with my compulsive need to correct other people's grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug. Source: hyperboleandahalf. blogspot. com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html (without spaces)

I like this Alot more.

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half-speak

To understand so many languages that you get confused.Therefore,you half-speak it.

I half-speak German, Italian, and Japanese.

Pervertable

An average, everyday household item that can be converted into a sex toy. Commonly used amongst the kink/BDSM community.

I've been using my wooden spatula as a pervertable to spank my sub.

This cucumber is just the right size to be an insertable pervertable!

mon mon mon

Throwing up. Opposite of nom nom nom.

Ugh this is disgusting... i think im gunna.... MON MON MON!!!

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catfish

Someone who pretends to be someone or not using facebook or other social media outlets to to create false identitys.Particularly to pursue a deceptive online romance.

Internet person: Hey wanna meet up at central park?
You:SURE!
Internet person: HEY BITCH.
You: HEY YOUR A CATFISH!

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