Fartipated

Like constipated. But... fartipated.

You know when you really have to fart (not like you usually want to fart, but still) and you just can't and it's like painful?

Hence fartipated.

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Sneeze-tipated

Like constipated. But a sneeze.

You know those times when you really really have to sneeze but it just won't work?
Yeah?
That's when you're sneeze-tipated.

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