Lucaya

Name of indigenous tribe that once held the lofty title of rulers of a Bahama paradise--until Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492, landed in the Bahamas, thought he was in India, named them Indians, gave them small-pox infected blankets, syphilis, and chopped off their left hands.

Also a sinfully ugly hotel bedspread pattern and a sick way to let your daughter know where and on what she was concieved.

--Dude, what happened to you last night? AND WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR HAND?!

--Lucaya.

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