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The Sizzler

When you promise your significant other a meal at Ruth's Chris steakhouse in exchange for anal but take take them to sizzler instead.

Eve: Adam promised me dinner at Ruth's Chris if I let him fuck me in the ass but that motherfucker took me to all you can eat shrimp at the Sizzler instead

Moses: can I get Adam's number?

by wckdflcn March 2, 2014

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