urbandictionary-ized

1. verb. To insult someone using original terms that you found searching random urban dictionary words. Usualy the recipient of this urbandictionaryism has no idea what the insultor has just said to him.
2. verb. To have found a word on urban dictionary which is completely true, yet it applies to you and hurts.

1.
me:yeah, well you know what, josh? You're a....a....a...syed. yeah, how do you like that one?
josh:????
friend:dude you totaly got urbandictionary-ized
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Dammit, i just got urbandictionary-ized. check out some of those definitions of pothead

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schmoka

(pronounced shmoe-ka)This is a term for marijuana, and usually used when it is low grade and lent to a friend. It is a dereivative of schmoke, only way funner to say.

Man1: man think i could get some schmoka from u man, im kinda low right now.
Man2:aww shit man all i got is my personal stuff. Tell u what smoke some of this ive been saving
Man1:(cough) damn, dude this is rough. Is this that mexican shit?
Man1:(laughs) it was free wasnt it so shut up and buy your own next time.

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O.P.

Stands for Original Pirate. These are the elites of the gangsta pirates, who cruise the oceans with gats in hand, searching for booty. The most famous gangsta pirate set is the POP (pirates of the pacific). They are headed by O.P. Captain Morgan and O.P. BIG Pirate. They have been mostly interested in getting drunk and high, but as long as they have a designated sailor, they will control the rum and marijuana trade of the pacific ocean. O.P. for life!

Yo homes, we just got done with a sail-by. Yeah, foo, that Atlantic O.P. wont be slangin' no more rum in these waters. ARGHHHHH

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ditch weed

This is a type of marijuana that grows wild, and is usually found in ditches (hence the name) and other thickets. It is very, very bunk and contains little to no thc. Legend has it that every 7 years it draws thc out of the ground. I dont know if this is true or not, but i will look into it.

HaHa, i cant believe that little loser thinks that he'll get high smoking ditch weed.

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