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The word "insanity" has a new meaning. Sitting alone in a house in a small village like town in Scotland, causing relentless chaos on the Internet. Featuring heavily @ many Lightning Bolt concerts. Tricking many heavy metalheads into downloading things not too "Metal". Some people don't know who to blame, I blame Jandek, his "master". Do NOT trust this guy.
You think sucking up to the Sandwich will save you. WRONG!
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Jandek, the oblivious leader of a small internet Soulseek cult. Many people E-gather and raise their hands in the air to hail and worship Jandek their "master". Many people stare to the sky to let their master know their hailige is true. There is no Jesus, there is no God, there is only Jandek and his many, many wise LPs since 1978.
Oh Jandek, oh wise one, hail Jandek my master, we salute you, we hail you, we worship Jandek.
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Ramglish is a language invented by a small clique of people in a chatroom on the P2P prog called SLSK. It was invented sometime towards the end of 2001. It was born out of a Polish user named RAMHER666 (he constantly changes his name, but usually has 'ram' in it) who could barely speak English and to this day struggles with the difference in grammar. Many regular users over the years have used this style and adapted their own styles into it. It is helpful due to having a more lax wording and grammar system. Many newbs come in and assume everyone is retarded, which is great. We believe in 10 years time 70% of the World will need to speak Ramglish in order to function in Society.
Ramglish: AM NOW GANJA CLOUD. dont care yor. SHUTDOWN THE FACE. im/am look (insert astute observation here). get down foggot. AM 0 GANJA LEFT FUUUUUUUUCK. WHOS IS THATS FUCKIN FUNNY BOY. RESPECT BASTARD. etc
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A variation of porno. Decribing pornographic video, usually of a homosexual nature. Born out of idiocy, IE a person thinking the word was 'pornal' instead of porno, haha.
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A hilarious variation of 'wife', merely born out of a typo in an extreme online debate riddled with chaos. Now used regularly instead of 'wife'.
YOR A FOGGOT YOU HAVE 0 WOFE etc
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The way in which a 'ponce' may act. The actions of a pompous tosser who thinks their value is higher than it is actually worth. The actions of one who thinks they are either overly stylish, cool or smart etc, when usually their IQ is akin to a fruit and they seem like a stunt double for one of the 'idiots' on the programme 'Nathan Barley'. Usually anyone with half a brain tends to laugh at these types, but unfortunately for society, this type of action is actually accepted amongst the 'Celeb' and 'Music' industry with open arms and is also worshipped. Oh well.
Fucken' 'ell, I'm sick of that David Beckham and his poncey ways and his girly clothes.
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A variation of 'husband'. Born after the typo of 'wofe', 'hosbond' seemed more accurate than 'husband' to further the debate. It can ONLY be used to describe a gay husband, in implicature that a man has no wofe, only a hosbond.
You watch hosbond and hosbond pornal only.
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