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One who is fluent in pig latin
Fred watched the 3 stooges and when he heard them speak pig latin he was so impressed that he practiced and practiced until he became piglingual.
Schools have always had the top student give a speech to the graduating class and this person is called a valedictorian. Schools are now allowing multiple students with top grades to address the graduating class- these people are polydictorians (i.e one school with 175 graduates had 14 valedictorians)
Fred was dissapointed when he was moved to position of polydictorian rather than valedictorian when 12 other classmates attained the same grade point average that he had.
PMF- is short for post meal farting.
After a meal my intestinal tract gets wound up and I begin passing gas which I refer to as PMF.
14π 21π
A condition in older dogs where they get real grumpy and and get aggravated easily.
My old dog who has continuous arthritic pain is always grumpy and suffers from irritable bow-wow syndrome.
2π 1π
To copulate with a fat person. (porker)
Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.
A condition where a person has syphilis and gonnorhea at the same time
Stay away from that whore , she's got syphorrhea.
When you wipe your ass but you miss some of it the leftovers are called "hershey remnants.
I wiped my ass in a hurry and left some hershey remnants which resulted in skid marks in my underwhere.