Eloise

Eloise is so nice sometimes but can also be a mega bitch. She knows a lot of secrets and all the tea. If you know an Eloise, stay on her good side or she'll suck your dick. She's very, very, very loud and very entertaining. You will always have a fun time with an Eloise, except if you're competing for something. She's strange and obnoxious and quite a waste of air. She's selfish and loves going to the canteen with Gurdy. Miss Nader hates her guts and probably is plotting her death. She's around 5'7 normally, blonde, blue eyed, can't do art, blind, but great at soccer but is playing netball this season, is Italian and stands for her country, not Croatia, but Serbia. Is anyone Italian out there, she wants a nice Italian boy to love her. Eloise is stubborn and thinks she knows everything. If you challenge her opinion, she will fight you until she feels validated. She's sassy and talks back to teachers, a major back chatter. She can't concentrate and laughs so, so, so, so, so loud and a lot, so much so that she gets yelled at by people a block away. Overall, she's an amazing friend and is really gorgeous and amazing to hang out with. You'll regret losing her, so don't.

Shut up Eloise, you're so obnoxious.

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THS

Wow where shall we start. Aight lads, some may refer to it as poor people land or the place of the uneducated. The teaching quality is ass and so are the grades the students get ooft. There's some decent people and the rest are druggos or they're probably a murderer. 90% of the kids are going to jail, negl. Patrick Condon is hot.

"I go to Tempe (THS)"
"Oh shit are you okay?"

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