dimmer

Rawk. None more so.

"Gee Judith, they sure are Dimmer. I think I will touch myself and listen to Greatful Dead."

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Drinking Red Sea

The act of licking, gurgling, and sometimes swallowing menstruation fluid.

"Meeza no finda no sandwich, so meeza gonna drinka da red sea and it smella like haddock"

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scrunty

The state of being immediately after an object has been wiped with someone's crotch

Rob slept in my bed last night. I bet my pillow's all scrunty

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scrunter

1. As above, an ugly minger of tramplike qualities. Possibly slightly crusty of appearance, often found around off-licenses drinking tennents tramp lager. Its etymological root is scrutty munter.
2. Can be shortened to scrunt, or occasionally mcscrunt, to refer to monetary units.

1. Fuck me! Look at that scrunter.
2. 4-pack of Tennents? That'll be 3 scrunts 99.

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