smeggle

A person living in, or hailing from, the Orkney Islands.

"Damn, where'd all your trees go, you dirty inbreeding Smeggle?"

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Saddam Hessian

In despot social circles, the favourite and most ecological material for bags and sacks. Known for its tenacious holding power and swift elimination of political rivals.

1. Uday Hussein: Where can I hide all these Iraqi dollars I am stealing? I know, I'll use that large sack at Dad's palace.

2. Pol Pot: Hmm, I keep tripping over dead bodies. Get somebody to put them in that Saddam Hessian bag, blood doesn't show on that.

3. George Bush: My lack of intellect is large enough to be seen from space. I'll hide it under that Saddam Hessian bag.

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Muild

its what you do to a blind beggar on a sunday after breakfast want to know moreor tell me what you think e-mail me benw@builth-hs.powys.sch.uk thnx

it happened to a blind beggar once on a sunday morning

dimmer

Rawk. None more so.

"Gee Judith, they sure are Dimmer. I think I will touch myself and listen to Greatful Dead."

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pidi

If you are from Orkney, you will use this word instead of "small" or "little".

"Gee whillackers cousin/mom, when i swim with these basking sharks in january, my weenie gets well pidi"

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times

Very similar to spung, without the green aura.

"Damn, spung has a much greener aura than times"

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scrutty

possessing scrut like qualities; a female bearing genital diseases; anyone from liverpool; Rab C. Nesbitt

Mate you banged that scrutty crackwhore?
She was fucking scruttalicious

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