drain clog

A person who has much more body hair than average, so that they resemble a clog of matted hair removed from a sink or shower drain.

Did you see that guy at the beach? He was so hairy, when I first saw him I thought he was wearing a gorilla suit. He was a total drain clog.

SMO

An acronym for an extremely heavy person. It stands for Super-Morbidly Obese.

If I fly coach, I have to buy two tickets because, being a SMO, I can't fit into just a single seat.

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