chickenshit caucus

Congressional cowards who live in terror of a congealed marmalade hairball’s mood swings. Willing to deny reality rather than defy a sociopath or acolytes of a sociopath.

“Not exactly a surprise, the chickenshit caucus let Trump off again.”
“Damn, they’ll lick the crap off the boot on their own necks.”

fauci’d

Rejecting a romantic prospect when it becomes clear they are not taking pandemic precautions (masking, distancing) seriously.

“Hey, how’d it go with that hot guy on Tinder?”
“Fauci’d- he wouldn’t wear a mask, so I had to dump him.”

PABIC

Pussy Ass Bitch-In- Chief when a PAB invades the White House and embeds its feeding apparatus in a nation’s economy.

Man, that PABIC can’t handle being wrong about even the weather!
Alternative: PABUS (PAB of the United States)

mangerine

testicle- rhymes with tangerine

He claimed he lost a ball to testicular cancer, but I've seen him naked- he has has two mangerines...

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Ebola elbow

The safe way to greet or say goodbye to people when highly infectious diseases are spreading through your town, country, or planet.
Usually delivered by a gentle sideways bump.

“Bro, whassup?”
“Hey, no bro-hugs these days, dude- give me an Ebola elbow”
::bumps::

tltw

1) Too Long To Write: a quick way to tell someone this is a long story. May be a topic either better discussed at length at a later time, in person, or simply left at that.

2) Too Lazy To Write: self-explanatory!

1) I was just diagnosed with _______ tltw...

2) Spent Saturday at home, in bed- tltw

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