peacock block

A method of cock blocking whereby a male will knowingly suggest another male wear unattractive clothing by telling him the clothing is actually attractive, thereby preventing the "blockee" from attracting females and giving the "blocker" better odds of attracting a mate.

Male #1: "Why is Jimmy wearing an Ed Hardy hat, t-shirt AND jacket all at the same time?"

Male #2: "Because I told him to."

Male #1: "You totally peacock blocked him!"

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bologna slice

Located under the arm, the dark, semi-circular area of moisture visible on a shirt that is a result of profuse sweating.

"When Rufus high-fived Quentin, I saw that he had a bologna slice."

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