Daniel

A narcissist who probably jerks off to himself because he’s secretly in the closet and realizes that the girls he takes advantage of don’t satisfy him the way another man will.

Girl 1: “This boy keeps ghosting me and giving me mixed signals.”
Girl 2: “Let me guess is his name Daniel ??”
Girl 1: “Omg it is how’d you know ???”
Girl 2: “Because that’s some Daniel shit”