Quon /kwon/ - (adjective) used to describe a type of food that is highly processed and unappealing due to its artificial nature, but still enjoyable to eat despite a simultaneous feeling of disgust or discomfort.
Examples of food described this way: KP Cheese Footballs, seafood sticks, Rustlers burgers, cheap microwave meals, Jacobs Tuc Cheese Sandwich biscuits
"Have you tried those cheese footballs? They're super quon. "