Gym Snail

The sweat mark left on gym equipment by your ass when you get up

Dude did you see the gym snail that guy left on the shoulder press machine?

I have to put a towel under my ass, because I am scared I am going to leave a "gym snail" on the equipment!

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Bung dew

The stage right before your ass starts to sweat

I have a serious case of bung dew going!

It is so hot out here, I have serious bung dew forming!

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