someone who is stupid and short and stands on my feet and screams
anywhoo but sexier and funnier to use when a conversation goes silent
me: so yeah anyway i was just-
kid: ballsack *slithers away*
me: anywhome *carries on*
hey did you see the jerma985 stream?
whos that?
hes... um.... idk
the most everest mountain ever in the big wide world it has a trillion metres and 3 emmys
me: alexa what mountain is big
alexa: go fuckk yourslef
me: pleaes
axle: mount everest it has a lot of up