knifing

Noticing your partner is innocently falling asleep in the single spoon position from across the room, you run towards said partner and jump into the spooning position mid-air and forcefully inject yourself as the completing spoon in a manner stronger than <spooning>, yet you do not have an erection, so it is not <forking>, it is knifing.

Friend #1: "What are those bruses on your back?"
Friend #2: "Oh, those? Tim was knifing me last night. Nothing has turned me on more in my life."

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niggatine

Menthol cigarettes normally purchaced by old black men.

Cracker #1: "What kind of cigarettes did you get?"
Cracker #2: "Camel Menthols."
Cracker #1: "Aww, man, why did you have to get niggatine?"

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asshole

When a group of white people are witness to a black person doing a real "nigger move" but, because of the black person's presense, are not able to call the black person a nigger, they say, "asshole", but mean, "nigger".

Cracker #1: "Yo! Jarome took the last piece of pizza! You are an asshole Jarome!"
Cracker Posse: "Ha ha!"
Jarome: "Man, ya'll be trippin'."

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