Joe rogan poop theory

This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.

John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon”

DC

IF A SUPER GOOFY ASS NIGGA
TRIES TO EMOTIONALLY
BLACKMAIL YOU AND YOU
LEGALLY DESTROY HIS LIFE
THATS DC'ING SOMEBODY
-Ye

DON'T MAKE ME
DC THIS NIGGA