pulling git's ass

The sad fuckery when it comes to pulling a newer version of a project.
The person pulling would have to face many challenges, like merge conflicts and other weird shit

A: "LMAO Jake just pulling git's ass today"
B: "damm bad luck the new dev's code was pretty shit"
A: "haha imagine those 5 hour debugging session to fix a character ahaha couldn't be us rn"

first minute

Refers to the action of completing a task immediately after it’s assigned. Opposite of last minute

If referring to a person who always does it first minute you can coin them as a first minuter

A: “He always does his homework first minute”
B: “I told you so didn’t I”