A Churro

When having anal sex, the person receiving, sharts explosively, spattering the penetrators penis and crotch with liquid feces giving it the appearance of a cinnamon-sugared churro.

"I hooked up with Sandy last night, and well, I was taking her from behind and... she gave me a churro."
"Oh that's nasty, dude!"
"Yeah... She must have been on a juice cleanse or something."

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white wino

A word used to describe a rare breed of woman, generally blonde, white, over-tanned and skin like leather, who only orders white wine as their meal, sometimes paired with a cigarette.

(Two servers at a restaurant talk in the back)

Server 1: "Dude, the white wino is on her 5th glass of chardonnay. I don't think she's leaving anytime soon."

Server 2: "I hope she tips well."

Server 1: "Last time, she just left me her number."

Server 2: "Isn't that Kathy Lee Gifford?"