Pootis

N. A heavy from TF2 that is friendly to the player, often posessing a chicken kiev hat.
V. The shortened, funny version of heavy TF2 saying "Put Dispenser Here" aka "Pootis Penser Here".

Guys look, it's a wild Pootis right there!
Engineer, pootis!

Fart

Noun: A gas that expels out your anus, which has the ability to shoo others away
2. A force so strong it causes people to make sounds and interact

Ugh, who farted in here
Who cut the cheese?