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Spreading Christmas Cheer

Done during Christmas time, this act involves the repositioning of decorative lawn ornaments (reindeer, Santas, elves, etc.) in sexually explicit positions relative to one another, for the enjoyment of neighborhood folk. Now while these positions SHOULD be utterly rude, offensive, and revoltingly disgusting...they SHOULD NOT be acts of vandalism where damage is done to the ornaments. Remember, its the Holidays. You can make a penguin look like its blowing Santa...just don't break it.

Person 1: "Dude, I'm thinking about Spreading Christmas Cheer at the Johnson's house tonight"
Person 2: "Are they the ones who always have that Santa with his reindeer?"
Person 1: "Yeh thats them! They also have a pretty sick Nativity Scene this year."
Person 2: "Sweet, I'm down! Ive always wanted to know what Jesus looks like getting blown by a reindeer while Santa gets triple teamed by Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen..."

by werd_chester December 27, 2011

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crack shot

The nickname given to a skilled marksman who has a very quick fire time between the time he draws his weapon (usually a sidearm pistol) from the holster and the time he fires it accuretly. This term was moreso used in the old days when you challenge people to duels and in the wild west.

Wow, John's pull-time is .9 and he has headshots across the board...hes definetly a crack shot

by werd_chester September 12, 2006

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bite the bullet

To do somthing because its right, even though the outcome is going to suck ass for you

The teacher knew I cheated so i had to bite the bullet and confess

by werd_chester May 1, 2006

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schpilcus

A Yiddish term meaning to have an attitude or be in a bad mood.

Sammy got some serious schpilcus happening.

by werd_chester August 11, 2006

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