77th base

Doing every single Alaskan _____ in one session. These include but are not limited to the Alaskan earthquake, Alaskan chopsticks, Alaskan crabhammer, Alaskan Gold Rush, and the Alaskan Umbrella. An Alaskan Snow Dragon must be the last sexual act performed. Good luck.

Guy 1: Dude I got to 77th base with sarah last night.

Guy 2: Get away from me you sick mother fucker.

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