fiance fifteen

the fifteen pounds that many girls lose between their engagement and their wedding.

look at that skinny bitch! she's lost a lot of weight since she got engaged.

well, you know she can't fit in her wedding dress without losing that fiance fifteen. she bought a size 2.

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smook

a smug look = smook

dwight schrute gives the camera a smook at least once an episode on "the office".

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weaqual

equally weak.

two things that are equivalent in lack of strength.

your girlfriend's rat face and your poodle haircut are equally weak - i mean weaqual.

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swung out

when a non-sports fan tries to make a sports reference but can't quite get it right.

highsmith tried to say someone "struck out" but screwed it up and said they "swung out" instead, providing a perfect example of "swinging out".

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