Benedict Favrenold

A Traitor.

Combination of "Benedict Arnold" with the name of a certain Professional Football quarterback that turned his back on his former team and the fans that loved him for 17 years and signed with the bitter rival.

Person 1: Hey, our quarterback just left our team to go and play with the other team whom we hate with all of our being.

Person 2: Just like Benedict Favrenold.

Obama

verb: To Waste something. Named for the way our President throws tax payer money around without a care in the world.

"Don't Obama our last roll of toilet paper, we can't buy more until tomorrow"

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9

The act of performing fellatio on yourself in a standing position or "69 with one person"

My friend gives himself blow jobs, when he does so he looks like the number 9 standing there.

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