whale noises

The gibberish you write when you don't want to text someone who texts you. This method gets them to stop texting you. Works every time!

Whale noises are the following: "masldkfjalksjdflaksd"

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reverse wink

First, you look away with your eyes closed. Next, you look back at the future recipient of the wink. After that, you open your winking eye slowly and seductively. Then, you lick your shoulder. Guaranteed to flatter the person on the receiving end of this sexy gesture.

He just reverse winked at me!

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