pinky fang

Hot damn if you’ve found a pinky fang you better hold on to that one. First of all she’s an amazingly talented artiste with killer fashion sense. She’s a goooood bitch and will tell you if your hair looks shit but then buy you a beer. She might be DJing tonight but don’t get upset if she has a light on next to her records because she can’t see for shit so don’t be an asshole. She loves brunch with the gals, day drinking and doing nails. Sometimes she puts on this weird character and appalls the woke folks of wellington but she’s a actually super forward thinking smart cookie activist. She has really good glasses and a record player which is soooo retro. Pinky loves her friends and is a great person to talk to about real shit. I wish everyone had a pinky in their life to remind you she’s thinking of you and thinks you’re doing great when you’re not actually doing very well.

Did you buy some of pinky’s artwork?
Nah
Well you should definitely buy pinky fang’s artwork and up your street cred

rickaan

Rickaan is a beautiful, smart babe who cares about the environment and loves budgies. She is loved by many, feared by some and adored by all. Her bf is really smart and good at chemistry. rickaan loves pickles, watching Korean animal videos and sometimes being a potato. They know about so much anime it will make your head spin. Rickaan gets down at punk shows and loves to discuss Japanese culture. She loves having a beer with friends and being natural. You can count on her to make you think deeply about things and even though she’s quite a tough crab to crack, once you get in there it’s delicious.

Did Rickaan Rick out last night?

She ricked out haaaaaard so now she’s being a potato