Poomonition

(noun) The extremely distant yet unmistakeable feeling - almost a sixth sense - that despite having completed the initial and ostensibly main phase of your poo session, there is another wave of dumping still to come. Counter-intuitively, if the dumpee posesses the necessary patience, this second wave of shitting frequently results in higher yields.

Sorry I'm late, but I had a major poomonition. Thank God I took proper heed, because it was a dump that I'll never forget. I feel great!

Bowsie-Wowsies

(noun; also exclamation) The tingly, vinegar-like sensation that occurs in the upper spine and back and when a person is excited or nervous, or when he or she is experiencing a sense of great anticipation. It is best applied in generally positive situations.

In such times, the words "Bowsie-Wowsie!" can be shouted extremely loudly, which serves both to indicate the shouter's current state and to relieve the body of tension.

I'm flying this morning, and I've got serious Bowsie-Wowsies coming on.

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