2 + 2 = 5

Maths nerds making a joke out of some line from George Orwell's 1984

"Well *actually* 2 + 2 could = 5 !"

*pathetic nerd eagerly waits for confused stares to reinstate his superiority

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dirty mehdi

Directly after blowing your load into her you pull out and pour a fresh cup of coffee in her and watch as the cream mixes with the coffee for the best damn cup of joe you have ever had.

"I gave her a dirty mehdi before work to start my day off right."

T.I.P.S

Troubles Isssues Problems

Everybody have them.

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lizzie mcguire

No good. Noooooh good.

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Roacher

A poorly executed piece of humor; A failed attempt at making one's peers enjoy your company.

"David pulled a Roacher whilst telling everyone about his trip to camp."; "Man, you just pulled a real Roacher"

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Roacher

An ill-advised story told in a situation that almost guarantees a lawsuit.

"We all try to nail the deaf chicks." "I can't believe you said that, Roacher!"

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edgy

being edgy is like trying to spread cancer with your words and your appearance

Kid a: How's life?
Edgy kid: Horrible, i have to live because of life
Kid a: Wow that's deep
Edgy kid: 12 INCHES DEEP INSIDE OF YOUR MOM!