Pussy Whipped

When the girl wears the trousers, she clicks her fingers and the guy comes running.

Boy1: 'Eh tap, got bare stinky root to bun tonight.'
Boy2: 'Lets bell Hilly, see if he's on it.'
Boy1: 'Llowww, no point. That boy's PUSSY WHIPPED!'

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