Eeic

Did... Did you just misspell Eric?
Hah. That's cute.

Dude, you just misspelled Eric. Powder your face up and get them elongated shoes on 'cos fella we have ourselves a clown in our midst. How would you confuse "Eric" for "Eeic". Like, I get it's a spelling error, but man.

Nelson

Probably only good in one thing; poetry and that is his whole personality. He kinda forgets that the whole world revolves around him. It's hard to choose whether to lable him as a decent, nice guy or a huge asshole.

"Oh my God! Is that a stab wound?! That looks serious, do you need help?"
"Nah. It's just Nelson being Nelson."
"Okay... So that's a no?"