Wierd

An even weirder weird.

Dude, wierd.

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Orange Man’s Law

For every criticism of Donald Trump, there is a tweet of his stating the exact opposite.

An example of Orange Man’s Law:
Donald Trump claims his tax return is immune from prosecution.

@realDonaldTrump: “Why would @BarackObama be spending millions of dollars to hide his records if he has nothing to hide?”

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Color me indian

A phrase which expresses disbelief with a feeling of scorn.

Well color me indian if thats true.

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Diggle

A tickle deep inside of you.

When he was with me he really made me diggle.

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Whatever

To whatever somebody is to drive by someone, slow down, say whatever, and drive away.

{pull up to somebody. say whatever. speed away}

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Mondangle

To casually and suggestively approach someone.

So I was dancing and this guy mondangles his way over here...it was annoying!

Z'

A contraction for this is + ______

z'awesome.

Dude, z'awesome weed.

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