Anacitis

A type of disease that affects teens (mainly ages 13-15). Nobody knows whether it's airborne or genetic.

Symptoms:
Anger
Dropping cans on peoples' heads
Making strange faces
Sarcasm
Menacing actions
Falling, making noises, or being embarrassed in Church
Violence

Cures:
None

I was diagnosed with Anacitis earlier today and I've been very angry and violent lately.