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When your dick is covered in shit after anal sex.
I pulled out of Cheryl's chocolate highway and had shit all over my dick, so I made that bitch lick my chocolate dicksicle.
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When your hand is covered in sweat before you fist someone.
Thank God I had a case of swamp fist going on last night. I hate when Cheryl's ass is dry and I really have to work to ram it in there.
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When you're getting a blowjob from a girl and you jizz on the roof of her mouth.
Sandy always wants me to give her a warning before I come, but fuck that. I gave her a steaming hot sistine chapel surprise. Scrape your teeth again, bitch.
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A person's anus right after they've pooped. Usually allows for more fluid anal sex at the cost of getting shit on your dick.
I pulled my dick out of her chocolate highway and drew a smiley face on her ass.
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