nerve pee

Urine that magically seems to form in a person's bladder when they are feeling nervous, anticipatory for performance, have stage fright, etc.

Joe: I can't give the graduation speech, I suddenly have a massive urge to run to the bathroom.
Jane: Nah, it's just nerve pee.

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Vagina Vampire

A tampon; a device that sucks up blood from a woman's vagina.

I gotta replace my vagina vampire.

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