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When a drunk, preferably overweight, individual passes out with a sandwich in each hand.
Person 1: Did you hear about Matt? He totally pulled a Dodge Double Fist, then someone stole one of the sandwiches from him while he was passed out!
Person 2: That's alright, he doesn't need two sandwiches, he could stand to lose some weight.
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