Shit in your sex partnerâs mouth, tape it and whack the back of her head till it blows out of her nose
Guy: shits and tapes mouth
Girl: muffled cries
Guy: whacks head repeatedly
Girl: twin dragons? Weâre done.
During anal sex a girl (or guy) shits on your dick and then gives you a blowjob
Guy: letâs do Columbian Chocolate
Girl: Iâd love to eat shit
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Eat Taco Bell and then shit in a water bottle, then have your significant other drink it
Guy: here, have this
Girl: what is it?
Guy: a Mexican Milkshake
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