Hagtown

derogatory nick name for Hagerstown, Maryland, that fittingly describes its large population of obese, uneducated, unwed mothers.

"Have you met a girl in Hagtown yet?"
"None that I want to talk about."

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bored game

any game played out of boredom - typically a board game, but any activity will do.

When I lived in Hagtown I typically spent my Friday nights playing bored games.

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fucking the neighbors

or "fucking with the neighbors"
1) blasting porn when you leave your apartment as retribution.
2) blasting porn while in your apartment so others think you have a girlfriend.

WTF, what's with the porn?
Since those hicks upstairs can't keep their kids from banging around on the floor, I decided to start fucking the neighbors too.

Do you hear that? John is getting laid!
It's just porn. That wanker is fucking the neighbors.... again.

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