Cabbage

the most disgusting thing to ever exist.

“want some cabbage?”
“No dude wtf cabbage is disgusting you sick monster”

Hayden

(I’m going based off my friend Hayden) Hayden is a cute bastard. He can make you love him without doing shit. He is funny, smart, sweet, trustworthy, etc. motherfucker is TERRIBLE at texting you back tho. He can just give you a smirk and bingo bango bongo you’re under his spell. He can make you fall in love, make you hate him, or both at the same time. Be careful if you get a Hayden, he can break your heart

“What are you thinking about?”
“That bastard Hayden”
“What’d he do?”
“Nothing, I fell in love with him”

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